The Mid-Life Crisis Goes Global

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When you think about going global you think about the guy who makes hammers or the gal who makes steering wheel covers (O.K. ... I had to throw in something that has to do with Danica Patrick winning her first race in the IndyCar series: Indy Japan 300) but the last thing you think about is a mid-life crisis going global. That is, until now.

Yes, that's right. And you read it here first.

Middle-aged misery spans the globe.

Well Danica has a long way to go before she hits a mid-life crisis wall.